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Where there’s smoke, there’s fire woke?

So… We’re all just not gonna talk about the fact that ‘Root’ is apparently a traditional girl’s name now, huh?

It’d be a lot cooler if I was

But how does the pet companion take Polaroids without opposable thumbs?

Fact: Yes.

Fun: Not so much.

“Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Paula Dean?”

Well thank god for that… Because, obviously they’ve solved literally ALL of the other problems like - oh, i dunno - all the violent, actual crimes, right?

Right?

Don’t worry, if the GOP has their way it’ll cease to be a shock pretty quickly

Has anyone tried explaining to the fire that climate change is just part of the radical, dangerous leftist agenda? Ooh, no, wait - Show it all the carbon offset credits we’ve got! Cuz those aren’t like the ‘thoughts and prayers’ of climate change policy or anything, and the fire will totally be like, “My bad fam, I didn’t realize”

I sincerely hope whoever did this gets fucked to death with a rake. Sideways. (Same goes for the other pieces of absolute trash the article mentions as well.)

Every time we think we’re out, it just pulls us back in.

I mean… C’mon though dude, we’re literally talking about ONE slave here. If you don’t have the political capital and/or diplomatic savvy to secure the freedom of a single, solitary piece of human chattel from an old, racist stereotype alien then are you even really a politician at all?

Besides, if memory serves (which, granted, it’s been awhile), wasn’t Watto pretty taken with the sweet, chromed out hot rod they waltz in on to begin with? Cuz I’m no businessman or anything, but I’m reasonably sure there’s some sort of deal to be made there…

It’s a job, not a fucking relationship, what other kind of mindset are you supposed to have?

These people are fucking delusional

Trump Force Farce One

Ftfy

My first death in this game came from succumbing to a massive heart attack while trying to acquire/equip said tie.

Now, play Starfield and try to wrap your head around the fact that both of these titles were made by the same company.

I thought we were mostly in agreement on this, tbh

Sorry I couldn’t figure out how to make that clearer to begin with

Floofloof? The person grue replied to

This guy politics 👍