The children yearn for the deep fryer.

Damn, I’m extremely gay and I didn’t even get to celebrate myself during Pride.

Next year.

What kinda look did they give you when you told them your username on Lemmygrad?

Of course they haven’t been in a war in 50 years, their military is falling apart!

Thank you, comrade!!

Please let this be real.

How can I tell if someone likes or dislikes me without a Stalin heart or PPB emoji?

I’m lost.