You look cute! - nice

You should smile more. - wtf

All male. So no marriage, only sex.

I get you. But that’s life. Life wants to live and create more life. That’s what it’s about. The parts of life that ask why will be set aside and not used for the continuation of life.

What they decay into is a bit unclear.

And also the usual polations that are not superfluous.

Awww, now my data is complete.

Certified fabulousness.

Very fabulous indeed. I need to see the other stare as well. For science.

If I made such a kick-ass sound track for it, I’d watch the movie every Christmas too.

How are you this hostile?

So had I. That didn’t stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).

Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?

You could have left colonialism out of it. You brought the western shit into the discussion. If you just said the west has better age of consent, everyone would agree.

Some birds are pretty intelligent.

Those were just his jets. The pillars were fire in the night and clowd during the day.

Well, I’m happy for you that it got better. But I’m afraid, from now on, my mind is going to stop occasionally to wonder about the average time people spend on this activity 😆

Two minutes? Is that a good thing? How much time do people usually spend shitting? I’m not vegan, I do eat a lot of vegetables and fruit though. It takes me like 10s. I thought that was quite usual.

This is absolutely awsome. The style is so good. I need this at home.

I just hope she asked you to do it and enjoyed it a lot. Only that can make it good news.

Who? The ukrainians or the russians? Fifu

Miscomunications can happen. She probably wasn’t aware that what she meant as friendly behviour was comming across as serious flirting to other people. No need to instantly suspect malice, she was obviously shocked and shamed by the result, so much so that she quit her job, which seems rather extreme to me.