i love wfmu, glad to see them still rollin, Night People was probably the biggest piece of comfort media that i’ve ever had the pleasure to enjoy and i still show people the 7sd where they call people and try and get them to stay on the phone the longest amount of time but they only get ten words, absolute tears every time, there are so many classic episodes really, the puppetmaster ones also big favorites

what if the key was, instead of panicking like i imagine would be pretty easy, i just go, “man, i must be pretty high rn, lemme relax for a sec…”

kamala would have turned around

this lady is definitely the fall guy for some chicken mafia related activities, people were profiting from this, it’s bigger than just one lady and some friends, how can you move that much chicken in a day, everyday? someone find the closest wing place and tell me that their prices are incredibly reasonable at least

but the market needs slavery to survive, isn’t a mcdouble expensive enough already?

instructions unclear, got turned into a zombie by cersei lannister

fast food or dine in? it’s funny because the less “corporate” the restaurant, the more likely it is that they’re getting a lot of their ingredients in the same place that you get yours

where do you live that tipping is mandatory? or are you talking about something else?

tbh i feel like, in mine own litntl romantic heart, that’s what would make it even better, so i guess that i just have a duty now then, i hate the burdens of creativity, but we do need it -_-

my belief that your belief has little impact on the reality?

such an old thread, who are you pandering to? you could just message me directly if you need someone to talk to

but- my doctor told me that although i’m bedridden, if i just start fasting, i’ll be able to walk without pain again 🧐🤌 /s

Houston Tipping is an easy to remember name, what happened to this guy here, was not an isolated incident

is “women just have a way of shutting all that down” 10yrs old yet?

lol, it’s usually just rotted food, pressed into surfaces and not properly cleaned, uncleaned drains so your not able to properly rinse the floors and whatnot, gross but not quite that gross

it is also german for me

excuse me, my parents said that it was gavin newsom who broke up his family☝️

sometimes i just wanna feel like that kid eating the cereal next to the poster of the girls, if i wanted one person, i’d listen to an audiobook

The Genocides by Thomas M. Disch is a good little read that i would recommend to anyone interested in this sort of idea

just scifi tho, not explicitly lovecraftian

the ability to scan one’s brain to unlock all the memories that i hope are still stored in there, uses would be things like knowing exactly how many times you’ve sneezed, how many sandwinches you’ve eaten, how many total minutes spent hiccuping, and you take the information and compare your stats with friends