Yes, heroin is an opiate.

Do not want!

This dumbass didn’t even know the Maps app is free.

NoBoDy WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe

I am so tempted to make my first Lemmy bot that just shitposts a gif of something being slammed every time the word shows up in a headline. Although I’ll need a pretty beefy server because that’s gonna be a looooot of headlines.

It’s not like the weather depends on the boiling point of formaldehyde…

The freezing point of water is very important to weather, and requires prior knowledge of the arbitrary number 32.

“Kelvin” sounds a lot like “communism” you pinko

Riffles have ridges

Sounds to me like you have serious problems with addiction but instead of doing something about it you’re seeking validation via internet points and telling yourself that your addiction somehow makes you better and smarter than other people?

The difference is that if a few women accused me of rape they wouldn’t be believed because I don’t give off the impression that I’m a piece of shit that hates women.

When a shitload of women accuse Tate however, the response is correctly “yea that checks out”.

You sure you don’t just really like salt?

Sounds like a slam dunk lawsuit my dude.

The billionaires are in shambles due to your actions. Thank you for your service.

I hope you get tuberculosis.

What are you doing about it?

See how easy this is?

We already do, I implore you to learn how the omnibus agriculture bill that goes through congress each year actually works. Most food production is entirely government funded, but for some reason a bunch of “profits” also get skimmed off by big corporations. Rural America only exists because of farm subsidies (which isn’t a bad thing, it’s just dumb to pretend like it’s not collectivized and allow leeches to profiteer).

It’s him you’re giving money to.

My personal lived experience is the only valid one 😠

-Conservatives

(See also: the only moral abortion is my abortion, government spending is handouts unless it’s for my farm and business or subsidizing my unnecessary gigantic vehicle. Queers are bad but my daughter came out to me and I really wish everyone would stop bullying her, etc.)

And Knuckles