Bacon

hot marge tomorrow

im boredddddd

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white bread tastes way better than wheat bread but whenever i eat wheat bread it’s HP +10 so i must eat wheat bread

1.5

I did.

mum whats for dinner

7-28C tomorrow?!!

“Hypothyroidism, a pituitary tumor, certain liver problems, some medications, and feminizing hormone therapy can potentially induce lactation in men.” Hmmm we can drug Force and he would start safely (?) producing milk.

I thought you have the Y chromosome. What do your nipples produce?

forgot to buy milk

edit: just remember i have sustagen. I’ll shower, drink that, and go to bed nice and early

I just neatly folded two fitted sheets. AMA.

i’ll wear a hat too

okay so.

I got nostalgic about frozen yoghurt last night.

would it be socially and physically acceptable for me to go have some today

Another problem with replies is when I go to notifications and click show context, no context is shown.

i have a sudden craving for tuna mornay but i have and am eating food at home

I was wearing shortsleeves outside yesterday