I was talking to that specific person about that specific cat.

But yes.

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Or a law stating that in the case fair refunds can not be provided that the software needed for running the hardware becomes public domain and is published and released on a git maintained by the library of Congress.

Whatever you do to that cat I will do to you

There’s a lot I’d be willing to do for somebody that made me 10 times stronger than the average man and functionally immortal without the weakness of immediately bursting into flames under sunlight.

But I don’t think I would kill people for them or bring them victims to kill.

I guess I would not be a very good ghoul.

To put it into American terms that’s about two football fields

Going over the cliff.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. The only people that believe Santa Claus isn’t real or the people who have no joy in their lives.

Even if you say you don’t believe he’s real there’s a part of you that thinks that he might be real and you know it.

I don’t know, I’ve got an adopted aunt whose mom drank while she was pregnant and she is the most irritating cunt on the planet.

All the depth and warmth of an iced out corpse vagina filled with sandpaper.

The military guy was really stout, it was weird feeling a different belly on my body, but the white guy was basically me with white skin and a mustache from what I remember.

That’s absolute bullshit. I’ve never met anyone who turned their bully into a friend while they were still in school together.

None.

I don’t need anything they’re selling.

Pretty much any way you twist it, if in California I can get medical care for $8,000 (and that’s after my insurance pays a portion) or I can drive across the border into Tijuana and get the exact same quality medical services and only pay $2,600 out of pocket and have my care done by doctors who were trained and licensed in America and who run hospitals that are equivalent standard to American hospitals, then something must be going on.

Even if an MRI machine costs 5 million USD, if it’s going to work for 20 years you can amortize that cost out over that 20 years and definitely make more than 5 million dollars off of using it without charging every single head that passes through its magnetic rings $6,000 a pop.

If MRIs cost $1,000 in America do you know how many people would voluntarily go through an MRI just to get a quick check and make sure that there’s nothing hiding deep inside of their bodies waiting to lurch out and steal away their life?

Most of the ones I’ve seen actually had a map but the problem is that since it has no internet connection it can’t update when changes happen in real life.

Therefore you have to go and find new and updated maps for it and a lot of them cannot be updated either due to new maps not being released for them anymore or the manufacturers expectation that there aren’t enough of those devices in service anymore for a map release to make sense.

Birmingham Alabama has a zeppelin mooring building.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson_Hotel

My older brother still jokes about the time that when he and his wife first got a DVD player they watched a movie on it and once it was done he asked her to get up and rewind the movie and she ended up spending 2 minutes while he was doing everything in his power not to laugh at her trying to figure out how to rewind the DVD.

DVDs had been out for quite a while at this point they were just late to the game.

I have an old 6 volt lantern that uses a battery that is 6 inches wide, 4 inches tall, and 3 inches deep.

If I turn it on it gives you almost enough light to actually see where you are going and the battery lasts for about 2 hours.

With two 18650s I could replace that battery for a package 2/3 the size of a pack of cigarettes and run that light for a day or so.

If I replace the bulb in it with an LED equivalent I could probably stretch that out to nearly a week.

That is my issue with Scooby-Doo villains. They always leave such a easily traceable breadcrumb of evidence that takes you straight to their secret layer and unveils all of the twists and terms of their rascally schemes.

I’ve had two memorable dreams about being a different race. (I’m native, brown skinned)

When I was a kid I dreamed I was a white guy in Miami wearing a white suit driving a red convertible with a beautiful woman next to me and then at the end of the dream I put $50,000 under my bed because I needed it for a business transaction the next day and when I woke up in real life the first thing I did was look under my bed for the money and it wasn’t there.

The second time I dreamed I was a black military guy wearing one of those olive green t-shirts and I went into a convenience store that got robbed while I was in it and I tried to react but the robber stabbed me in the stomach and I collapsed into a shelf of chips and watched myself bleed out until I was just about to die and then I woke up.

If that ever happens I’ll gladly contribute to the GoFundMe for that cactuses therapy sessions.