My daughter’s first word was her own name. 5 years later, my son’s first word was… my daughter’s first name.
My daughter’s first word was her own name. 5 years later, my son’s first word was… my daughter’s first name.
I used to do inversion, but was swayed by James Hoffman’s taste experiments and concluding method.
Replace him and we’ll get Trump
I drink Bigelow lemon ginger every night. Pose on, friend
1yo - a toy trumpet that was sold at a carnival that sounded like a satanic battle cry and one kid was spending every single breath out blowing that fucking thing, causing my kid to freak the hell out.
7yo - a speck of dirt on her skin that she thought was a tick
Seriously. Can NYT Op-Ed run 100% “Trump should drop out” articles every time he does something far more disqualifying? They’ll never run another opinion again.