Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

Sounds cool, but I can guarantee some mobster would come and get it back one way or the other. I’d rather reach some agreement with Police to donate the money to the Drug Foundation or something similar. And do that very publicly. And then move house.

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

Perhaps they could consider setting new targets before axing the old ones?

Yarp.

Not sure I believe these store owners. Feels a bit like they’re just putting the boot in on a perceived enemy.

“Power imbalance”, lmao. She’s in your store, on your property, you can just trespass her if you want. What a joke.

Such a great policy for so many reasons. Equitable access to dental care for everyone leads to significantly improved health outcomes overall.

If there’s an air-gap between the slab and your floor, and you can get in there, then yeah it will help. Concrete is remarkably porous to water.

Vapour barrier. Vapour barrier. And maybe a vapour barrier.

They’re really cheap and only a little difficult to install. I’ve installed them in every house I’ve ever lived in. In our current house things dried out so much some of our floorboards warped a little. They are magic.