But that’s not masturbation…?

In case anyone such as myself also doesn’t know what a Captive Audience Meeting is :

"The Illinois Worker Freedom of Speech Act, which takes effect January 1, prohibits employers from holding mandatory meetings to discuss company views on religion or politics, and specifically unions.

Such meetings, known as captive audience meetings, are widely used by companies to convince workers that they’d be better off without a union."

Crazy those were ever legal.