the amount of bigoted dipshits confident that they’re going through the pearly gates has me half convinced they’re right and half convinced that i’m not missing out on a whole lot
1984 or something idk i dont read
this girl knows how to bedrot
i heard aquaman is buying flooded houses to rent out to the fishies
well step one would be to put on an episode of bob the builder
your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey’s paw curls all but one finger: the middle
took estrogen to get baked out of my mind, got euphoria instead :/
what if i-i i uhh-uhmm we li-like umm uhh… hi :3
Ms-PL 😱
windows is now opened source
everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal
is utah known for beekeeping or something?
she’s even planning a future with you <3
taken from this and the point is that dennis (the guy in blue) is a terrible human being. though i will tag it as nsfw because it does touch up on very sensitive topics
well no the ventilation duct isn’t actually sucking the meat up it’s just a joke. the fly is carrying it
i have a feral housewife. it’s fucking exhausting: wake up, give her tuna, spray her with water when she starts scratching the curtains, defend myself from her claws (spray spray), change her litter (gross), tend to my wounds, spray her with more water (now she’s scratching the couch), back up slowly to the kitchen table while keeping eyes locked, and that’s just before breakfast! oh but i can’t even eat yet because there’s another one at the door. poor thing though, we gotta get her cleaned up. maybe she can stay for a day. just a day.
so do they like… play fetch?
i think everyone in that comment chain is being completely insufferable and yes you absolutely deserved to be banned for your behaviour