Don’t stop, don’t… stop… I’m about to… VOTE

My work cafeteria sells fish and chips but they are nowhere near as good as Fish and Chips :(

I know it wouldn’t slap the same on Lemmy, but that is a user account I miss deeply.

“I love you…r mom”

Whew don’t get me started about towns called Lebanon in the USA Midwest…

“… so, anyway, I had a terrible time at the party. The hors d’oeuvres were just awful.”

I know there is a community for fine sticks, is there a fine rock one somewhere in Lemmy?

If you wanna get real pedantic about it, millennials are considered to be FROM 1981 to 1996. I was born a few years after you, and I get called an Elder Millennial. Which always makes me imagine those Teletubbie Elders and they’re bad ass.

ETA: I don’t think you can ever escape the “you’re too young to understand” crowd of GenX haters. I caught that shade too, which is extremely boring and rude lol

trying to remove the best tool I’ve got

You know what? They told me they were coming for my guns 30 years ago and I ain’t seen a dadgum one of em try…YET

Hey super hunky dream guy! You said we should meet for lunch, what was that restaurant you mentioned?

Tbf, a few of those look like napkins from the hot dog stand

Wow!!! This is fascinating-- I was raised with

Great big gobs of Greasy, Grimy, Gopher Guts Propagated Porcus Puts Sterilized Monkey Eyes, And me without a spoon! scoop Too Bad!

I think my mom was crazy on second thought

You’re the one that’s crazy!

Tracy Jordan says it best in 30 Rock -“No, Superman does good. You’re doing well.”

It’s in reference to the Dead Kennedys’ song with that same title. There was a rise in far right “punk music” along with early skinhead (neo-nazi) movement when the song was written. Nazi punks were trying to flood the scene and people were not letting them.

“Nazi punks” beat the oxymoron by being anti-authoritarian, just depending on who’s authority they reject.

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

Next - Too Close

I recall my friends and I singing some of these lyrics when we were 11-12 with zero idea that it’s blatantly about a hard dick. The radio channel that played it didn’t come in too well where I lived, so we didn’t know 99% of the song, only the melody.

A lot of vinegar based sauces have shelf life past their expiration just sitting in a cupboard. However, sauces that have more fruits/general chunks of junks should definitely live in the fridge and be carefully monitored for mold.

Also, almost all condiments you use at restaurants (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce) are not stored in the cooler overnight. BUT! The turn-around for new condiment bottles is fairly quick.

I store ketchup in the fridge out of parental habit.

Fwiw, I worked at a grocery store produce section when I was younger and we stored both mangoes and apples in the walk-in cooler. Also, cold apple slices are the best, especially with room temp cheese

I appreciate you taking the time, and I understand where I was wrong. Thank you

EDIT I’m going to take down my comments because it’s affecting my mental health, so for those of you that see it as deleted by creator, I made an incorrect statement, was given information on why I was wrong, and that’s about it. Please just downvote this to oblivion instead, I think I will process this being down voted better