flan [they/them]

took a little while to figure out that somewhere between four and ten appendages with a mouth on the front and a butthole on the back was the best layout.

Andy Jassy selling cloud services vs Jeff Bezos desperately trying to reopen the shipping lanes

At first I thought he was a divorcee just trying to get his dog back but now that I know he’s a divorcee spending time with his daughter I like the story even more.

Richard Wolfe recently likened these actions to taking a howitzer and pointing it at your own feet.

Ryan Reynolds is the halfway point of a linear interpolation between Dane Cook and Ryan Gosling

Bro you know what we should do? We should go shit on everyone’s porch and show them who’s the boss. Indiscriminately shit everywhere. Then they’ll listen to us because if they don’t, they get the shit on their porch again.

After we do that we can get Kyle from 3 doors down to go shit on porches for us.

Wow that sounds pretty anti-semitic

gucci gucci

Even worse is they reply to themselves figured it out and say nothing else.

“This is just bad, no matter how you spin it,” said a veteran Democratic operative. “But everyone knows it’s too late to switch. But the donors will make those decisions, as they always do. Hence why we got Biden” in 2020.

lol.

yea but on the other hand this is clearly from a comedy skit so not sure this is worth the exercise in pedantry.

i dont think it really matters. this is going to be an all out war between media companies and big tech and big tech is much much bigger.

this guy’s sweater makes his arms look like they are an outgrowth of his hips

there’s no point in pretending reddit isn’t just a place for the US State Department true believers. No point in even trying, it’s like pissing into the ocean.

Joe Biden, the most powerful person in the world, is completely powerless and it’s not his fault. Meanwhile if Trump is elected it’s the end of American democracy.

There’s what Biden is actually doing vs what people think Trump will do. You think Trump will worsen the genocide - but what does that mean, materially? Biden is already sending Israel all the weapons they want and giving them all the air cover they need politically. What more could Trump do?