“Horses are hung. Men are hanged.”

That seems awfully low tbh…?

Having 0 documentation doesn’t mean you have no DLP strategy. That’s amateur hour.

And again, NB: this does not scale.

Tagged as ‘bad parent’

Your posting style reeks of troll behavior. I’ll be sure to interact with you less. 🥂

Top Google result.

Maybe google it before pretending you know what it does based on the name?

https://www.autoelevate.com/

Talk about something no competent IT director would do 🙄.

Autoelevate does handle this appropriately.

It automatically sends the prompt to a designated group of admin users for review. It 100% removes admin rights from end user machines.

It doesn’t automatically allow anything.

https://www.autoelevate.com/

So many people in this thread responding to text without looking into anything – talk about bad security practices.

You either: Lied about having kids

Or

Are a bad parent.

I don’t care which it is, Im just letting you know that you’ve made this much clearer than you realize.

Gross. Tell your IT director about solutions to this problem, like autoelevate or similar. I mean there’s a security tradeoff but, you can have windows prompts for admins automatically prompt an IT admin to review and enter their credentials or deny and request more info. And it’s a very easy deployment for any intermediate IT person.

Edit: autoelevate DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY ALLOW.

https://www.autoelevate.com/

Christ. I mean, bad job on the devs naming it but don’t downvote me based on a couple dumbass knee jerk responses. It does this appropriately. Lemmy sucks sometimes.

I mean, if Russia has struggled with Ukraine, they’ll get stomped in Finland, or bankrupt themselves fighting. Finland knows how to hunt in the woods. You step on their land with bad intent and you’re just playing their hunger games.

Find me the blood relatives of Simo Haya.

You’ve got two huh.

Hey everyone check out this parenting expert over here! They’ve raised two kids 😲

That’s basically 100% of human behavior, so yeah. Wow. Leashes? Can’t fathom a situation that would warrant it. You’re right. Everyone who has ever used a leash is correcting for a problem you’re very experienced in, and found a better way for. After all, you have two kids.

Attending their ceremonies? Dressing up in the school colors?

Yes.

In what world would nobody notice an empty crowd?

You do that by boycotting the ceremony and publicly humiliating them and their attempt at keeping their prestige.

You help them by dressing up and doing their dance.

Wearing croakies and boatshoes.

Slam dunk lawsuit. They have a transcript. Signed by NYU. Case closed.

Why go to commencement?

They’ll still give you the degree. The ceremony is about prestige. They have none.

Lmao

I got the ticket stubs to prove theyve been on this timeline since around then, but I have no proof where they were before (after?) that…

Idk why I didn’t put this together sooner but holy shit your joke made an incredible connection for me.

My favorite album of all time is likely

Between The Buried and Me - Colors

(If you’re unfamiliar, and like progressive death metal, go listen to the whole thing). And on that album, theres the song “Sun of Nothing”

Lyrics and song here

It’s… It’s basically about Elon Musk (not actually, but like holy shit). Written in 2008, well before he went to play “spaceman”.

The song is about an egotistical fuck who thinks they’re better than everyone. It’s a modern day Icarus story. Dude wants to distance himself from everyone he sees as boring, mundane. Straps himself to a (metaphorical) rocket thinking it’s cool and is also his ascension to be a deity, and shoots himself ‘toward the sun.’

As he goes through with his plan he realizes everything was better before he played spaceman. Yeah his plans were cool and he saw himself as a god and everyone else as pathetic, but now that he’s a spaceman, he’s the god of nothing. Oops.

"…I’m floating towards the sun…

The sun of nothing…"

It kinda might tell us something about power and influence.

Nah, it tells us about the people who seek out power and influence.

Oh my goodness you’re right, I was wrong. Thank you for correcting this meaningful distinction.