They also like to just hold onto large chunks of money arbitrarily.
Oh, you’re going to take it up with customer support?
Lololol.
They also like to just hold onto large chunks of money arbitrarily.
Oh, you’re going to take it up with customer support?
Lololol.
But the job creation!
I can name the details of every train run on every model since 1969, when they started keeping records.
Why did you build your fortifications on the train tracks, the ONE place the train can attack?
You worship in your way and let me worship in mine.
My ex finally admitted she’d been carrying on a relationship on the side, in case it didn’t work out with me (her reasoning). She admitted it’d been much more than she claimed, she’d even met his parents, etc. After confessing, she started self-harming (hitting herself in face repeatedly for awhile) in front of me. I called 911, very quickly realizing I might be in that scene from Fear/It’s Always Sunny and that this could go very, very badly for me.
Police showed up (~4:00 AM), shining flashlights into windows, waking up my Mormon landlords upstairs.
Thankfully, she sent the police away without incident/my involvement, then left shortly thereafter. She texted around 10 AM that she’d bought me a massage as a birthday gift, which was timely and welcome. She never showed her face again until I ran into her at a birthday party maybe 6-9 months later. Next I heard, she had shaved her head and moved to Indonesia.
Those are the main highlights, anyway.
His laugh at the end as Elmo disappears is just great.
Does this bring us any closer to understanding boners?
I REALLY need to finally sit down and watch this damn movie.
I haven’t even caught up with old physics, slow down, people.
That “Well…” just didn’t ring true.
You look at Jacques Chirac and you just intuitively know you’re dealing with an expert opinion on eating shit.
Would be nice to have all the colonies on there for thoroughness…
Bro, London Bridge is literally falling down!
You’re gonna need to be more specific.
Do you like to eat food?
Seriously, you can’t just show nipples like that. Disgusting.
You might like The Leftovers?
The recent Dungeons & Dragons movie sort of lightly fits your description, while also being unexpectedly good.