it’s the gardener. It’s always the gardener

Don’t you dare besmirch the good name of Samwise Gamgee!

Something you can be proud to tell your grandkids about one day. “Kids, a storm be a brewin’ - I can feel it in my bones. Because I once broke my hand on a Nazi’s face.”

I dunno, kinda sounds like both of you are mildly allergic to pineapple

Damn, I love Legal Eagle and was secretly hoping he’d have a video explaining things aren’t nearly as bad as the media is making it out to be. But yeah, just further confirmation of just how terrible this decision was.

I don’t think condoms were popularized in the 1930s.

Edit: Apparently they were around then and just began being mass-produced. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom

It does read like fanfic, but the scary part is all that shit would be legal.

Fantasy Land

My only regret… is that I have boneitis.

Threads where people find out they’re allergic to something or colorblind are my favorite. I’m always amazed that people can live their whole lives just accepting something because they don’t know any different and haven’t talked to anyone about it.

Seeing someone go “wait, strawberries aren’t spicy??” or “you guys are joking right? those images look the same!” always makes my day.

To pay for that ridiculous $20 a month health insurance bill, obviously.

Yeah lots of these numbers are ridiculous but that seemed like a particularly ridiculous reach.

Yeah, but shit is persistent! I lost my voice entirely for two days.

Nice try, Arrowhead

Biden had a bad debate: faces calls to withdraw from the race.

Trump convicted of 34 felonies: record fund raising.

Glad Sync has the ability to tag users

I propose Biden start having the military shoot those that oppose the amendment and see how long it takes to get it passed.

I got Strep last week for the first time in my life. The doctor was surprised. Apparently most people stop getting Strep once they’re in middle school.

I am confident that is not correct, but every time I zoom in to test it, my brain explodes and I can’t tell.

Not sure. Sounds like unsalted based on what you said.

Here’s the “budget” in question. This was big news a few years ago.