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Just as we rejected slavery

Bro, you have a confederate flag hanging above your bed.
Oh, you rejected slavery because you’re the party of Lincoln? Tell me, what was the flag that Lincoln actively fought against?

Funny, since the conservative overlord Donald Trump seems to love Kim Jong Un…

“I thought we were having a smooth interview?”
“Oh no, I said DDoS! That’s what I call a smooth interview.”
“You call a smooth interview a DDoS?”
“Yes! It’s a regional dialect.”
“Uh huh, what region?”
“Uh… Bay Area?”
“Really? Well I’m from Oakland and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ‘DDoS’ to describe a smooth interview.”
“Oh, not in Oakland, no. It’s more of a San Francisco expression.”
“So you’re calling this a DDoS despite the obvious fact that the rest of your website was fine and not affected at all?”
“Y- Uh… you know, the… the one thing I should… oh look it’s back up!”

True, but you don’t need 7 figures to make your bank account look like a phone number. You need at least $10k, since there will always be two more digits to cover the cents.

How do you turn off auto-update for a single app?

I always laugh when they say “ban contraceptives” because I guarantee that the men in congress voting for it have vasectomies. Are they going to reverse them?

I wish they were proud enough to show their faces.

I agree the callout is unjustified, but there is still something to be said when those countries ban Signal but aren’t banning WhatsApp.

That’s great! Everyone was joking about the doors falling off of Starliner, but I still find it unbelievable that these poor people are actually stuck for 8 months.

I’m curious, what’s the food and water situation like for these astronauts?

EDIT: I don’t know why my particular lemmy instance is displaying this image so large, but if you’re also affected by the largeness of this image, I deeply apologize.

But… But they move.

It sounds like privatized prisons paid for this AG’s yacht.

I’ve been a professional programmer for nearly a decade and I just realized that C# is C++++ with the pluses stacked

But Chutkan rejected both arguments, saying Trump was not charged simply for challenging election results but instead for “knowingly making false statements in furtherance of criminal conspiracies and for obstruction of election certification proceedings.”

Just last night he falsely claimed that he won Georgia twice.

Did they only take polls in Pittsburgh?

We should start celebrating efficiency. Let’s name a planet after the scientist who discovers how to power these cards using 60% less energy.

IANAL, but I don’t think T&Cs are really legally binding and can be easily fought against in court.

Casual complacency when faced with actual dictator rhetoric? Bold strategy.