I love this.

Now get out.

Ooga-booga-booga!

Where’s my representation for square cut pizza?!

There was a term I really liked for this kind of things: “Vacationing in poverty” I think, where people with wealth ‘adventure’ being homeless or something but don’t even remotely appreciate that the people they’re pretending to be don’t have an ‘off’ switch or an easy out of their situations.

I find the whole premise despicable.

Nah that’s just the implants frying

Catpitalism?

I’m glad I’m not the only one. Where’s the hay bale

Some stability in my life and a friend who gives good hugs.

I’m not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge

Hello equally existential adult. I hope you have a good day today.

Still saving that one, though.

You’re absolutely right.

A well made coat and a pair of boots.

This is my new emoji rulebook and I’m going to explain to it to others exactly like this.

I was just doing client and host but I’m down for some kink in my computers.

Shaun?!

Someone drew a Chad horse. I’ve seen it all.

O

Soon ™

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