I can’t image how children toy is so creepy

How this is related ? Please explain more

Can I smoke this ?

I think the machine is the hook for young people to start reading the ads. Old people are resist to change and resist to technology. Add fancy technology to the ads does not impress old people.

I want a girl give me a pencil on date.

But too bad in 2004, the technology that instant send message as you done written is not common yet. I am not sure if it exist in 2004, but I am sure it is not common. We still use fax mostly, like, until 2010s

Meaning you are in control, i think.

oh, right. Cool, i just delve into the text ads again. Intersting ads. Really good written ads.