Not a single link or vid here works for me

I hear you. I like your regular food pic updates. Deviled just makes me imagine a mayonnaise mixture inside XD

I’d love to try these except call them something less clearly cursed.

I like the frog chimera one.

Low effort troll post.

Fuck, I’ve always wanted to eat human meat anyway. I’d kill for a sample like this. I don’t care about morals here. I’m a vegetarian. I just want to know. If my buddy was like “ayy we’re eating Dan from accounting’s arm tonight” I’d be there with no questions asked. The police can sort it out.

Average treatment of women in Texas.

Don’t listen to him. The spoiler tag is freedom my friend. Use it and use it well for whatever the fuck you want. Abuse it harder any time someone complains. “It felt mildly suggestive.” “Someones crotch was in frame.” “I get an erection when I see this picture and wanted people to be wary”

I wouldn’t know how to eat it. Baked? Grilled? With another ass or two in it like a turducken?

I don’t know how to interpret this past cannibalism. like how do I eat your arms? Toes? How do I eat your head? Why would you want this from me? I’m just a normal guy. I’m scared. I’ve never eaten human flesh and I’ve been trying to move towards a vegetarian lifestyle. I’m not ready for this. But for you, I’ll try.

Yeah. If I were thinking fast that day this is the play.

I’d rather premium games didn’t take money from unrelated companies to modify their games in any way. Not unless they’re sharing the ad profits they’re making off me with me or using it to offset the price of the game for consumers. But I am violently anti-ad.

Oh yeah. Banning books that lack any offense and have been a favorite of parents, teachers, and kids everywhere forever. That’s what the good guys do.

Rainy in Toronto. That’s all I can tell you for sure.

Got a key bump.

I’ll let myself out.

Look. I believe in what I call “rational evil” where you genuinely do good things (not fake it, as it will eventually come out like most fraud) to keep the public’s good will and plan for the future. Oil will die hard because they will not adapt and change. Even for future profit. Coal giants could use all of that money to diversify and dip into renewable energy as it is obviously the future but they (mostly) don’t. What Mr. Beast is doing is fine as long as it promotes the right things and does some legitimate good. I’ll never really care for what he’s up to but I’ll support him if he’s promoting the things that are important and not acting fraudulent in the actions that make him look like a good guy. #teamtrees or whatever. Keep it up.

Yeah. Someone did a pretty bad shop job on the crotch beard.

Three coins and a giant gun that shoots lasers later.

My stomach after Guinness number 7

I’ve been the butt of many a joke. Some even especially mean and personal. I also do the same to my own friends. This is something one of us would say to eachother and not expect to be especially painful. I don’t know, maybe I am just not too sensitive and don’t hang with a sensitive crowd but I feel like we tend to be emotionally supportive and apologetic if things go too far as well. Idk but this is pretty fucking tame as a meme.