Not Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!
Not Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!
Seeing as thought is still non-existent in a lot of the human population, I can believe that.
I thought you said JD was dead? No, I said he sleeps with the fishes
Holy carp!
Oh, Kay!
“It’s a small place to live after all”
911 is a different kind of suicide hotline
It changes the ass to hole ratio though.
Or when that guy threw his shoes at Bush Jr?
Look up agar agar : it’s a gelatin substitute made from algae
I do like it as well when companies subsidize lunch, but one downside is that in practice, people with certain allergies can’t enjoy those schemes some/most/all of the time. While seeing their coworkers enjoying cheap food.
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?
I love you
I know, you piece of shit
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
The additional training is to make sure nobody sees you doing it
I know my Italian grandmother had health problems lately, but THIS is how I find out? Nonagon?
Chefs like to crack an egg on a flat surface, because it supposedly prevents pieces of the shell to get in the egg. But so far I haven’t found out how to do this without it getting messy.
So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let’s see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.