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I just took 12 gas station dick pills and I’m on my way to Applebee’s an island off the coast of Singapore
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L. polyphemus enthusiast, robot combat enjoyer, distressingly Appalachian, father of ninjas
I just took 12 gas station dick pills and I’m on my way to Applebee’s an island off the coast of Singapore
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1568500223/i-just-took-12-gas-station-dick-pills
The setup for a Great Value remake of Enter the Dragon
Self-identified emergency dept physician on my local subreddit just believes things that spicy autocorrect tells him about his job.
Dude here claims that Tennessee is ranked #3 for physicians looking for work, but when asked for a source…
Obviously you’ll find various resources. ChatGPT has it as #3 for whatever that’s worth. At least for my specialty Tennessee offered a top salary, moderate tort reform, no income tax, eliminated the professional privilege tax, and more. It’s certainly not a bad place to practice and I’d argue very few physicians are avoiding Tennessee.
Wish I knew where he worked so that I could avoid it.
Fyre Festival as a Service
So…a yacht named “Bayesian” just sank off the coast of Sicily. It was owned by British billionaire Mike Lynch, former CEO of Autonomy. Lynch just barely managed to stay out of trouble with US authorities over fraud charges and will likely owe HP Enterprise a hefty bag for misrepresentations before their multi-billion dollar acquisition. My heart goes out to the innocents and crew who are lost. (Edit: Lynch appears to still be missing)
Hell of a metaphor, isn’t it?
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One of my kids is a huge Gravity Falls fan and has recently acquired The Book of Bill. For some reason, Bill’s anecdote about silly straws reminded me of the grok discourse:
FUN FACT: When you use a silly straw to murder someone, it becomes a serious straw!
I think OP might have a stalker, this level of attention from weird nerds is bizarre.
She knows you swiped left. She slams the table with both her hands. The formica cracks beneath her mighty fists as she shouts oaths in the name of Crom.
Looks like an opportunity for the DoT to introduce a breeding colony of traffic cones to the area!
a goddamn masterpiece
Yeesh, this escaped containment quickly, didn’t it?
Thanks for keeping our bar nazi-free!
This is what happens in the absence of a natural predator.
:D
Appreciate you!
Between this and the Japanese grocery store with the Company Face, I’m wondering how much are we going to have to bribe pay Charles Stross to write the book where the good guys win
not just no, but Makhno
a very moist internet, if you will
I’ve wondered if TREACLES might take hold better in the public consciousness.
As a fan of Sir Pterry, it makes me think of apocalypse-fearing dwarves madly digging for sweets.
The DAO where all of your money gets stolen is not the true DAO