Prove you are not some little pink and make 3 bullet points of nothing but criticisms (not constructive, not positive, NEGATIVE criticisms) of the Chinese Communist Party. You wont. You cant!

Trump is fucked.

Its so obvious. Im waiting for a leaked phone call.

Now im imagining a centipede sticking out fifty pantyhosed legs from around the corner while catcalling its mark.

“We have the world’s best food here, made by only the greatest minimum wage chefs… Everybody agrees its great!”

Did you know about it before or after drinking it?

“Chinese authorities have called for gig workers to be treated with kindness” is like a mob boss telling their goons not to be too obvious about how they extort their ‘insurance’ money.

Hey, 🇺🇸’n here; I’m really fucking sorry that you worry about these childish political problems in a country you don’t even live in.

We’re still months out from the actual election date, so nothing is certain, but what is certain is that Donald Trump is not capable of changing his behaviour, or even actually listening to anything that goes against his rotten worldview. He is a demented track horse that is frothing and shitting everywhere (with a minority of stubborn racists betting on him) while the other track horse is making it look easy when her opponent makes himself look bad.

Its not an easy call quite yet, but if this progress continues as it is, its a near-certainty that orange man isn’t getting his hands on the launch codes. And by next election, I feel confident that he won’t get another chance.

Good man.

real

Totally tubular!!

Whatever gets their voters out of mommy’s basement

Heres to another lousy cat name.

Fuck bomb.

Likely this.

Advanced Jousting

playing with legos be like

This is the way.

Fuckloads. Lots of local big names get bought out all over the US.

Mansions and yachts made of painted bill stacks