It was actually said to a therapy dog that was there for the day, but I saw a reaction, then she saw me see the reaction, and we shared that look of “I know you know that I know you know” and we both didn’t want to have further complications so it was never brought up.

So how many tentacles we talking here?

Someone has never played SimAnt

I feel like I know this story & it doesn’t end well for the soft, squishy humans.

It probably just always displays the one code.

There’s a Mexican metal band Ladrones that I have the same issue with.

Yep – It’s a gift & a curse.

I find it super easy to put myself in other people’s shoes and see what they’re going through, but I have a hard time expressing my own feelings. It’s turned me into a bit of a loner, but I do have a small circle of people I know & trust that I can be myself with.

I have my moments, just like everyone else, but I have more good ones than bad ones. I do have a genuine love for knives though now, and still don’t have a favorite.

I keep seeing videos of a guy who buys TSA confiscated knives by weight & laughs at them for sucking, and I laugh harder because my angsty teenage self collected a lot of them back in the day.

42 Wallaby Way is my go-to address

My circadian arrhythmia is perfectly fine, thank you very much!

As a kid, I always wanted to buy a lobster from the grocery store and keep it as a pet.

As an adult, I researched how big of a PITA saltwater aquarium care is and I do not have a pet lobster.

My knife collection began because I was suicidal.

To keep myself around I got a bunch of knives so I wouldn’t pick a favorite and “dissapoint” the others.

…I got better.

Sometimes it’s good to let your freak flag fly, other times you have to pretend you didn’t see that look on a coworkers face when someone said “Good Girl”

The trick is to get enough STDs at the same time, that way they all kill each other.

I want to murder-death-kill someone every time I see/hear “unalive”.

281-330-8004

This is just 2020’s 5th sequel.

With AI, of course!

More importantly, why is the drain on the side of the sink? How do to you get the water out of that thing?

Oh, no doubt, lol. I was just making a joke…

I’ve never seen or heard an ad for Sennheiser, but my wired cans from a decade ago are still my favorites. So glad the Steam Deck has a 3.5, but I did have to get a Bluetooth adapter to use them with my phone.

I made the mistake of thinking KSP was a game and not literal mother fucking rocket science.

There was a lot of explosions and no space.