how do i do this?

Maybe because it makes your couch smell like feet? I honestly don’t understand etiquette either.

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

one of our most open minded presidents

this is the second c/196 post I made in a row involving a kennedy

As someone who is raised Catholic I hereby give you all permission to do this

floats, doubles, etc are decimallikes. object-oriented programming languages are c++likes. a string that is just the word “false” is a boollike. any language easier to learn than c++ is a pythonlike. any language harder to learn than c++ is a asmlike. don’t like it? then you’re a naglike. you don’t want to be known as a naglike, do you?

…You were inside a dead person? 🤨

…if students at terrorist encampments were chanting slogans calling for the death of black or gays they would be swiftly stamped out. And that professors who did so would never work again.

And if my grandmother had wheels and could lift up to 5000 pounds, she’d be a Toyota 3-Wheel Electric Forklift.

me 19 years ago:

im 19

Medieval king bragging about having a monk who can levitate in his royal court: “clearly you don’t own an air friar”

be paul mccartney, world famous beatle

make a hyperpop remix of dj khaled

refuse to elaborate

die

game where what gender your character is is based on the difficulty level. Men are easy mode, because of male privilege. Women are medium, they start out with 25% less GP and have a debuff when traveling without a companion NPC at night. Nonbinary people are hard mode, some NPCs will perceive your character as “against the natural order” and attack them, but if they fail the “pronouns” skill check they get a disadvantage.

i don’t care if they’re an isopod, they’re baby to me 😤😳💕

I know leftist memes can get wordy but damn

ok but the older guy probably died thinking his friend was going to die too… 😭

GLaDOS-ass website

charge they phone

This article doesn’t say anything that I haven’t already heard people say before. I understand all the points that it is trying to make, and I disagree with all of them.

Also, calling people “sheeple” is not a good way to get them to listen to what you have to say.