Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don’t think he’s qualified to be a soft drink.

The new favorite language of AAA game studios: Phyton Python

To be fair, one of my kids is potty training and I tell them “do not wet” often enough.

Aw, did Johnson not get invited to the cool kids’ table?

Simmer down, Bobby

“My wallet is stuck! Here, I’ll just give you my pants!”

Or something along those lines

You gotta take it near one of those 5G towers, after holding it up near a tower for an hour or twelve, the resonance from the 5G will activate the wifi capabilities.

I’ve honestly used the “What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?” line IRL. Kills every time.

To be fair, under Trump, there will eventually be a ceasefire (once there’s no one left to shoot).

…I got better…

They want the rock throwers on their side.

It’s nice to see spectrum representation in comics

What a fine impression of a stupid person!

I’ve never tried it, but I think it’s when you invest and your funds are doing well, but you never actually cash out.

As far as I can tell, yes. I signed up for the free tier before paying for the service, and the worst I ever got was a banner here or there advertising their paid service. Proton encrypts all your data with your password, so they literally can’t access it even if they wanted to. The only info they have on you are things like when you logged in and your IP address (and I believe they’ve turned that info over to law enforcement when required, like any legitimate company would have to do), but their servers are in Switzerland where there are better privacy laws.

I’ve been using Proton Mail for a while, it’s been good for me.

My namesake doesn’t last terribly long…

Regular height, but it was on the ISS.

It’s the standard answer. I’m proud to say I’ve been part of many YOURMOMs.

1. Learn where the power button is
2. Buy a rubber duck
3. Get a spare keyboard (for when you inevitably smash your current one)
4. Pick a vice to cope with your choices