Well that’s a new level of gross

Idk its usually the restruant serving it and they taste super sour and bitter and tingly

Jeez. I always thought IBS would prevent a pentagon job, maybe the Pentagon was just designed for IBS in a way.

Wait

Vinaigrettes are sweet? Wtf have I been ingesting, they always taste awful and create a strange shocking/tickling feeling down my spine

Well I guess ketchup does it too.

Is this what she meant by “rearrange her insides?”

That’s the idea.

It doesn’t work most of the time. I got a talking to from one manager. That one kinda entertained me.

Oh I’m fairly confident that we’ll see our famine and genocide too. War? Idk there ain’t no war but class war, so we see plenty of war, just one side is winning.

Wow

That would save so much bullshit if I could just skip that stupid pleasantry.

I tell people how I’m doing now and then to throw people off. Feels sort of like a power play, but they usually seem to think “wow this guy is full of himself.”

Is this a sign she’s into you, or a red flag?

Ah, well. That’s fewer people having sex than I thought.

Wait that number is currently linearly increasing.

Goddamn

Ah, that explains why I can’t take a selfie to save my life

Lmfao we had a high of 45F today. We had 82F last week. This weather is stupid >.>

After March until October, between the hours of 11am and 2pm, if the sky is clear, and I step outside

I burst into flames. Because apparently the amount of melanin in my skin qualifies me as a vampire.

I’ll tell you it’s slightly more believable than the vegetable that fried rice.

At least the damn shrimp has agency.

Calling assembler code spaghetti isn’t really that fair. I mean granted, everything ends up as “syscall” this and that, but it’s still more like one long spaghetti noodle with some meatballs and sauce.

Old C code, written for like microelectronics suffers from it, sure.

But for that gud spaghetti you gotta getti the BASIC and Cobol programs. Thems is good spaghetti.

(And we’re going to ignore python right)

Ah, so no steam no boom. That’s good

Or well not as bad as it could be at least

Not the Northern most Americans. They already understand how impactful a small hand wave is.

Yeah, pretty much every medical research institution does. Hell, pretty much every research institution period does with the US Military.

Saying that they do research for the regime because they have federal funds is a bit of a stretch.

So wait. That implies that there are other parts of it that are significantly hotter, probably near the burner.

Is some magical process happening keeping the whole thing from turning into steam and chunks of metal?

Ok, so I don’t have a way to measure that, but given the bit of yellow with the glowing red, that temperature should be reaching “GTFO” degrees C.

I don’t know how you get water to that temperature inside a steel container without the steam going somewhere else, but if I had to guess that probably didn’t last long and someone should probably turn it off