You guys do realize that the whole world laughs at your inability to conceive proper left politics, right?

Thank you!

A quality candidate would be a person that wasn’t a football loony.

Because it’s absolutely essential that he’s present for the match, right?

The fact that this is perceived as a joke, maybe.

The US should sanction over three quarters of the world’s countries, sure thing, buddy.

Maybe if the US didn’t put sanctions on them it wouldn’t be that bad.

I always wonder, if socialism is so bad, then why does the US have to go all out on taking it down, instead of letting it fall on its own?

A Chinese fighter jet over the south CHINA Sea, who could have figured that?

Now, is anyone going to ask what was an American jet doing there?

Rip Finland

The paper adds that DisneyLand Paris is regularly infested with bedbugs, noting that the tourist hotspot is hugely popular with… you guessed it, Americans.

https://www.thelocal.fr/20170413/are-american-tourists-behind-the-bed-bug-explosion-in-paris

You can downvote me all you want, but the French think the same: https://www.thelocal.fr/20170413/are-american-tourists-behind-the-bed-bug-explosion-in-paris

On behalf of Europe, I’d like to thank the US for this gift.

The choice of the letter d was brilliant, that’s for sure. Now I’m imagining a folder with a large D.