To be fair, this is the perfect room for Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog. It’s just missing a TV and a newspaper.

This is the plot of Baby Driver, right?

Edit: I’m stupid, I was thinking of Fetus Driver

“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”

I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.

Mrs. Ippy?

Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!

Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

Estoy solo aprendiendo espanol para un búho verde con un culo muy sexi…

Pretty sure Bugs Bunny was from Mars, not the moon. Otherwise how would he have met Marvin?

I rejected your reaction and substitute my own:

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Yeah, but good luck finding a coupon for cardboard from Staples. They know they have all the power…

This is listed as “remote”? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.

I’d watch a horror movie about a Silicon Valley startup CEO slowly having his body parts replaced by his investors in the interest of making him more predictable and under their control until they finally get to his brain… Chip of Theseus coming Fall 2024 to Meta TV!

Those cat ears don’t look up to code, and where are the safety collars?