Things are:
* White or “political”
* Straight or “political”
* Male or “political”
* Cis or “political”
* Able-bodied or “political”
* Christian or “political”
etc, etc
“I don’t like to talk about politics” means “I voted Tory and I don’t like to be made to feel uncomfortable”
@BaroqueInMind @cordlesslamp You unironically use words like “windoze” don’t you?
@V0ldek @sailor_sega_saturn remember all those awful NFT games? I imagine it’s like that, but stupider
@StaySquared @dgerard this has strong “I own a Tesla” energy
@Varyk oh wait so it *doesn’t* work? But it’s still a good idea to attach it to your brain?
@Varyk @jonhendry Neuralink? How’s that going? I presume extremely well with no problems, I haven’t got time to check right now
@sailor_sega_saturn @sinedpick
There are three guards: one always tells the truth, one never tells the truth, and the third likes big butts and he cannot lie. You may ask one question
@Dkarma @ICastFist and value is the same as price, is it?
@gnomicutterance @o7___o7 Extremely Large New Guinea is a variant of Bigger Luke http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
@RememberTheApollo_ @dgerard he was only ever cosplaying as an “entrepreneurial tech guru” though