dammit, you stole my joke. only you said it first and made it better.
i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.
mostly that video made me think “this is fucked up and shouldn’t have passed a review board.”
Just have someone carry you around in their pockets, then throw you in the enemies eyes to temporarily blind them.
Fuck Steven king. He wrote a perfectly good start to the dark tower series. Then he wrote books 5,6 and 7 and fucked it all up. God-damned son of a bitch. I’d have preferred to have been left with blue balls after wizard and glass than to have gone through the shit that followed.
But, that being said, I highly recommend books 1-4 of the dark tower series.
Yeah, convenience is a big deal, but I think it’s time for people to grow a conscience and take an inconvenience if it means not supporting assholes like bezos.
They’re top on my list of companies I don’t cater to:
Amazon Walmart Chick-fil-A Temu and those like them
I am, and I will. Violence isn’t always the answer. But it is a solution to this particular problem.
Wait, new cars don’t have spare tires? Wtf has the world come to?
Butthurt C devs don’t want it replacing their language.
Life, uh, finds a way
I think you’re wrong, and I’m too tired to list reasons for my thinking
It’s gotta be beyond compare.
Jesus Christ.
The version I played stopped after level 15. Not sure if it was supposed to happen, I only managed to get that high once. But I contend that I beat the game.
It’s your bed calling, it wants you to take a nap.
The weirdest pizza we have in America, which people actually eat, is the one with pineapple. And that shit is gross and whoever created it should be shot. But british baked beans is even worse. I don’t want my beans in a bland tomato sauce. If you’re going to call something baked beans, at least do it the right way.
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo