This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.

Good?

At least one person will come away from reading this post with a new sexual fetish.

Like Henry Ford said, the masses will just want a faster horse.

The masses are fucking morons and expecting them to eventually do the right thing is a waste of synapse processing time.

I probably would have been at 5000 in my college years alone.

Maybe he’s just trying to help people get through the next four years.

The Ministry of Truth

Too bad the shrapnel will probably kill us all.

I’m here for it.

Lemmy doesn’t offer a way to filter posts by words in the title do they? I’m over hearing anything about this waste of oxygen and his buddies.

Nah a lot worse. President Camacho was a good dude who had his peoples best interests at heart.

And the president elect checks every one of those boxes.

It’s the brain parasite that lives in raw milk saying that.

Mission accomplished.

Schrodinger’s Bug

I mean . . . I still do this on my own stuff. If I’m interested in optimizing for speed I’ll do it as #ifdef instead of if ()

Ahh, the C pointer debugging section.

Sure glad I never had a Xitter account.

Further investigation shows that three of the four had recently posted mean things about Elon Musk on Xitter. A representative from the company issued the following statement. “It is unfortunate that the fourth passenger, who was seemingly innocent of blasphemy, chose to associate with the guilty parties. Sometimes collateral damage has to occur in our attempt to cleanse the population.”

I think the real problem is that we live amongst a sea of imbeciles.

Maybe they all leave as early as possible so as to not have to hang out with this dude.