I know :-(. Let the enshittification proceed.
I’d much rather have upgradeable RAM and SSD thanks.
Well done, you are a better internet sleuth than me!
It’s more the news media they are referring to, I think.
If they are using GPL code, shouldn’t they also release their source code?
But according to the joke it still does represent two types: Binary and nonbinary. Which itself is a binary set of choices, albeit a different one.
I am curious how you decide to make the leap from pianos to automobiles, though…