It’s crazy how kind they are.

I like the part where your every move is screencapped definitely not at all “uploaded”

Ga-ma-la

Fat doesn’t make you fat. Overeating is generally the problem. Check out a book called The Big Fat Surprise – it’s quite a good read.

Broccoli, kale, cauliflower, all rich in vitamin C. You don’t need fruits.

Sugar is bad for you. Fruit is unnecessary.

Fat is good for you.

Anti-open(source), anti-open(standards) l, anti-consumer, anti-planet, anti-repair, anti-honest. What else do you need?

I lifted my beer glass 4 or 5 times tonight. Woooof. I feel his pain.

That’s not assembly, and even weirder is that it’s windows code…