Jesus, I’ve never seen this show, but I could still hear her damn voice. #CaptainJanesTheWay

So, Iron Maiden!?

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Remember the Duracell ad?

https://youtu.be/hGCv7RzEwR8

Or schools expeling you for truancy…

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can’t hear it, lol.

Ugh, as the loser that once tried this tactic, it’s a coward move.

But some of us didn’t get parents, so conflict resolution was always “I’m the parent and i didn’t remember asking you a fucking question!?” (Actual quote from my sperm donor).

So we “win” by going limp and getting the other party frustrated enough to leave us alone…

To Sto’Vo’Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to “rest in peace”. Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me…

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I’ve never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don’t count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I’m to be put to death because I’m gay. Fights over, decency lost.

During my last week of high school, someone in my English class asked, out loud, “why do people read!?”

That was the first year ish of no child left behind. It’s only going to get worse, so so much worse.

There are stories from years ago about colleges having to offer remedial math classes for incoming students…

Suicide rate about to chime in.

Hack n slash games: disable weapon “trails”.

I don’t need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon…

Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…

Yeah, I’d just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

Well this hits home.

A week or two ago, i had what i call my “weepy waves”. I get a sudden, intense desire to burst into tears for about a minute. Then I’m fine for about 15, then more tears, then calm, repeat

Fortunately, it was the last hour of my shift, so the security cameras only caught four of em, but when i was leaving, i burst into tears in the middle of the parking lot.

Got about $15 for my troubles…

AI Models Falter Answering Election Questions in Spanish.

I took care of one of my mother’s dogs, an overeater bordering on obese (the dog, my mother weighs 120 freedom units).

I went through about four different dog food brands before settling on RRs, apparently it’s good enough to eat when hungry, but not good enough to gorge.

So in short, I like her dog food because it’s adequate.

Short answer: I bite back now.

Long answer: My parents are hard-R Republicans. Every time they start getting all “demoncrats r bad” i just ask them, “Why do you want me dead so fucking bad? I know from being raised by you that you fucking hated me growing up, but to vote for “gays should be executed”? This is exactly why you didn’t have grandkids, the thought of putting more of your hate in the world is abhorrent to me…”

I’ve only had to pull that one out twice, so far, but it hits them hard when they still (I’m a few months away from 40) insist I “give them grandkids”.

Pajamaralls > Slanket

Pajamaralways!