Buckle up, it’s gonna be a Rainbow Ride!

Like he would anyway

Also cryptozoology: the study of cryptids (pseudo of course).

That all seems very weak.

So, once? It happens to a few others, probably.

Christ, what a bunch of contrived bollocks. Who’s the irish guy with the whiskey? Seamus? I don’t even know if he mentions it once. And his spells blowing up is just the films.

What’s the skinwalker thing from?

None of that is correct.

• The slave thing was about brainwashing and exploitation, and how it’s wrong.
• I don’t know what you’re referring to with the apartheid thing.
• The goblins are antisemitic because they have big noses? That’s been a staple of goblin anatomy since they were created.
• The main character becomes an anti dark sorcerer guy, like counterterrorism, so nothing to do with enforcing all that gubbins anyway.

Oh, and thanks for the ‘/s’. You know, otherwise I really would’ve thought you were giving it a compliment after a full paragraph of invective.

It ‘unlocked’ my stomach once; tore the fucker right open. They gave me morphine to take for the pain, which went well. Anyway, three years sober now.

Yellow suit looks dumb.

Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

Google™ presents: Hunger Games

Which countries?

What has the MTV done to you, boy?

She wasn’t the first black senator.

How else are you gonna know how to feel about the information? You wouldn’t watch a comedy without canned laughter, would you?

A Donald duck

Took Aragorn that long to get kinged

Black riders on spiders

How old are these kids? Because those books get impressively eloquent as they advance, not to mention disturbing:

A creature of an older world maybe it was, whose kind, lingering in forgotten mountains cold beneath the Moon, outstayed their day, and in hideous eyrie bred this last untimely brood, apt to evil. And the Dark Lord took it, and nursed it with fell meats until it grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly; and he gave it to his servant to be his steed.

Are kids gonna love that or wonder what the hell he’s talking about? I can’t decide.

The Rob Inglis version is good, discounting his singing.