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You’ve got a typo in your community name
You’ve got a typo in your community name
wearing lipstick Ahh you know what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
“Who?”
Jack Burton! Me!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?
I believe the jury wasn’t even allowed to know about the “you’re fucked” inscription as it was deemed prejudicial. That cop had decided by the time he’s pointing his gun at you, “you’re fucked” but somehow that’s not relevant to the case of the innocent man he murdered.
Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
“Person, woman, man, camera, tv”
If it makes you feel any better, I liked your joke and even read it in raccoon hat kid’s voice.
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
Get a properly sized pickup truck covered in dings and scratches showing you actually utilize the thing. Your penis is huge and you’ve got balls of steel! A paragon of masculinity!
First you must bring him a shrubbery!
Yeah! Fuck lawns!
Improvised Uterine Device? Medically-assisted abortions are gone but the police still need protection from coat hangers.
Someone might have been to the woods several times without encountering a bear but also have been assaulted multiple times. The same person could’ve seen a bear irl and had it move along without incident. Statistics probably aren’t what they think of first in the scenario.
I mean surely human to human interactions, and bear to human interactions, like interaction interactions, are probably not statistically all that different?
You don’t like that the person you’re replying to didn’t give you the comparison information you desire but instead of doing your own research and bringing the results here you’re suggesting “surely” you’ve already got the answer you want?
Don’t forget the pre-peeled citrus fruits sold in plastic containers!
I wonder how Maua would feel if they named her Paul instead.