“The holes we fill on the weekend are not enough”
“True spiritual fulfillment comes only from within”
“Let he who hath need of honeys, sup the milk of paradise instead.”

~ Scripture, verse X:Y

Actual Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carl-twinly-cow-arrest/

The story about “Carl Twinly” is a work of fiction. However, the mugshot shown above is real. It was taken in 2008 and shows a woman who was arrested in Middleton, Ohio. According to Fox 19, she had been hired to dress up as a cow to promote a local haunted trail. She was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct after she allegedly got drunk, chased some children, and interrupted traffic.

Fox 19 reported: “A Middletown woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit … Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit. She’s also accused of urinating on a neighbor’s front porch.”

He’s barfin’ into it

woah, you just unlocked a memory - thanks for this

Ratatat. I got into them through an Albino Blacksheep video, and they were my secret favourite band for a bit.

Then they got popular, and people that I didn’t really jell with started casually raving about them, and I found it difficult to enjoy the music because of those people.

Years later, I grew up. Music is for everyone, and everyone forms their own relationship with it that shouldnt impact the enjoyment of the music itself.

Yes, they were sold on the band through mass advertizing channels. Yes, I discovered them through a more organic means. But that’s how fans are born, and yes some of them aren’t there for the music, but they are there to have a good time and maybe those songs hold special memories for them later in life when they were hanging around with friends.

one continent was not enough, and though they do not thirst for the entire world, they do thirst for our half

could be… could be…

In a war, the birds would side with the crocodiles. I’m calling it.

thank you kind stranger!

as tall as he is in the OP photo, but sunken deeper into the water to make it look like he’s wading through it, and not just dipping his toes

well then he looks like a kid at the beach barely covering his toes as he splashes in the water

A vivid excerpt reads:

“The Euphrates is her river—established by wise lord Nudimmud—
It quenches the lea, saturates the canebrake,
Disgorges its waters into lagoon and sea…
Herds and flocks lie on verdant pastures, Wealth and splendor—what befit mankind—
Are bestowed, multiplied, and regally granted.”

Even more revolutionary are the passages that describe the role of Babylonian women, specifically as priestesses

(nothing…?)

:-(

I can never work out how tall Godzilla is, based on what either appears to be a shallow marina, or him having long gangly legs underwater

Romeo G Detlef Jr.

American Dad, my man

the worst possible landing you can have though still meets that description^§, so I’m gonna call it and say this was a bad landing.

^§ - a crash is not a landing

Honestly, I’m sick of voting tactically. It just means that instead of running towards fascism, we inch towards it instead every election.

I’m voting Green or Corbyn. Labour is not my party anymore.

that’s reassuring, and I guess is more a reflection of my own lack of faith in current governments worldwide in general

“That would be an ecumenical civicocratic matter”

Her time with her old crew enabled her to break the silence on her detractors, consistently hitting that 21 second window to address uncertainties in their lethal methods.