You hear that? Netanyahu is woke. We gotta drop this DEI regime!

Alternative take: Netanyahu has the balls and courtesy to flatten entire families instead of just the men. How chivalrous.

Fuck…

Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code

Trying to force the singularity, I see

Really? I only get 3-phase @ 60Hz

As a Texan, I can introduce you to my barking spider.

patting himself on the back diaper

His rash has gotta be so hot and angry by now that his ass cheeks glow in the dark

Ow, my… Judaism? Idk, can I have some too? I’ll share my gala apples.

Gladly! I’m pretty sure I already exceeded my expected lifespan and am more than willing to transfer my debt to a billionaire.

It’s wildly offensive and arguably shouldn’t have been made. But occasionally, there’s something funny in it.

Yay! We’re gonna get Tur- reads the Wikipedia. Oh no.

Give them a break, they’re Aggies.

Texas jokes!

The one in 3025, duh! You’re trying to trick me into waiting longer in hopes that I’ll forget. Joke’s on you, I wrote a reminder on my arm with Sharpie!

Side note: if something happens that makes us live for another thousand years, please find a way to kill me.

And your eyes! Dibs on those, too!

I bet you one year’s salary it’s gonna take longer than that. You’re gonna be soooooo embarrassed when you owe me hundreds of thousands of dollars in a thousand years!

You should scatter teeth on their beds

Dibs on your skin!

Marshall is the person you call for at Laser Quest when some griefer won’t stop covering their sensors and tailing you.

Stomp my snake balls