“That’s why the Taliban is so deadly and effective — hapkido training. Where’d they learn that? From Steven Seagal’s fat ass. Why do you think Kelly Lebrock left him? 'Cause he’s Taliban.”

In my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better

The MussoliniPad, doesn’t get WiFi at gas stations

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PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong

Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones

“Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker

In Northern California, we had 767-####. Literally any four numbers you like. Easiest to remember was 767-2676 (POPCORN) and it would give you the exact time of day. Interesting history.

Academically, that’s called “reading diagonally”

Noise canceling headphones. Yes, they exist for under $100, maybe not the best, but they’re a godsend.

Nah, there’s plenty of Linux and Star Trek

“Got a loisence for that weeb shite guv’nor”

Why, “specific circumstances” of course.

The preferred nomenclature is “Mr. Hands’d”

It’s like a skin disease you put in milk

The advocates said it was important to draw a distinction between the personal political preferences of service members, many if not most of whom voted for Trump last November, and the higher principle that military personnel should not get involved in politics or politically motivated missions that blur lines of responsibility with civilian agencies

I’m not seeing much principle on this assignment, fignuts.

“Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Trump?”

It took scholars?

If you got a free hand, it’s for the homies

This one’s phenomenally tragic for music. RIP.

Please, Mr. Music, will you play?

I believe this is off I-74 in NC near High Point. Unfortunately it’s another 30ish minutes to Climax.

I’m honestly surprised they’re not being returned in a matchbox. But that wouldn’t give leverage.