i’m really disappointed at the lack of appreciation for my stellar sense of humour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiTjrpfssY0

BUY MY WAISTBANDS!!!

sonny, you’ve kissed my wire

…baby, my heart’s on fire!

I didn’t consider the drum circle angle - completely apt

Thanks for the context. It seemed a lot more prescient that it is.

internet is fun. and i really don’t know what i’m replying to.

I’m old, too. Give it a year (basically just blink in old man time) and there will be something totally new and horrifying to annoy you.

your kettle kinda sounds like we need another tea party

what else even needs to be said?

every day is Norm’s day. love you.

Amy’s interviews really sent a chill down my spine. she was talking about Melissa Hortman being murdered by a man posing as an officer as though she’d just died from a long cancer battle. did anyone else get this impression?

i know that in a world i should expect, these people will ultimately be held accountable and will pay for their crimes. i also know that i don’t live in that world, and it’s getting harder and harder every day to keep on doing this dance.

nah, it’s just practical.

every time i make tea, i have to wait because it’s too hot. and then i forget about it, so it’s tepid when i remember. but by then i’m committed so i’m used to just drinking tepid tea now.

plus, it keeps my sour milk from curdling

i mean, it’s only logical to assume you can train cats to burgle, right?

and as for your moth, those guys are fools. i’m a barber, and i had a moth come into my shop one night and it started telling me all about its feelings. i was like, ‘why are you telling me this stuff? i’m a barber. you need a psychologist.’ and all he said was, ‘well your light was on…’

that’s exactly what happened. i replied to someone else about it, but i guess i didn’t explicitly say that’s why i thought it was funny.

“A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte”

everybody grab your broomsticks!

yeah, right before he yells “shoutout yall!” and does that heart thing with his hands. true hardcore johnny cash right there

(i’m still laughing that you caught that so quickly)

that’s cool! i assumed it had something to do with moisture