It’s simple, masturbate till your about 1/2 there… Stop… Tell me how much you would pay to finish…
It’s simple, masturbate till your about 1/2 there… Stop… Tell me how much you would pay to finish…
I was always told only break one rule at a time… Registration a few days over due… Make sure to drive the speed limit… Leaving the bar after a few drinks… Make sure to always use your blinkers…
Murder is the hard one cause killing a person and improper disposal of a body are 2 crimes and it’s hard to do one without the other.
/s this is a joke don’t take it too seriously
You want to make real money? Make with porn videos
If you are already half way there you can’t just wait 10 minutes or you have to restart. You need the next video quickly.
This is explainable from a boy who does this…
Common cold - I want to be allowed to rest and be taken care for(for example “I’m sick so can you cook me some soup and a sandwich for lunch?”).
Life threatening illness - I don’t want to make the person worry about me. I don’t want them to force me to a hospital which I cant afford.
You’re not going to worry or take me to the er for a cough but you would probably care for me and pamper me… That’s the difference
Has path of exile 2 been released yet? I remember watching the announcement maybe 5 years ago?
Delete if self-promotion is not allowed but I am looking for capital funding for my new startup featuring Ham based boneless chicken wings…all the fun of boneless chicken wings with the added fun of ham. It will be a sensation!
*not actually looking for funding or a self-promotion…its a joke
I’ll allow it as long as the librarian is bald…
What does it mean?
Similar question I’ve wondered about… If you truly need one of those powered rideable shopping carts how do you get from your car to the cart and how do you return the cart?
Hold up… You thought maybe you downloaded malware (which in this case that was not the only cause) so you took it upon yourself to reinstall windows on a company issued laptop?
Why are you trying to fix it? Submit It ticket and it’s their problem.
If you suspect malware alert it security immediately. Many malware act as a gateway to lock other systems. Yes you might get in trouble but I’d rather be yelled at for downloading something then yelled at for infecting my company servers will ransomware/malware.
Atleast in my company a computer connecting without a company supplied image of windows will be denied. Completely understand you not connecting to the internet.
This problem was not caused by you but could of been… Take this as a lesson to be more proactive in the future.
Why is there only one badger and not three? Why is there no snake ?
If I confess to what I did on a dare is that a truth or dare?
In the apartment I just moved out of, even after several complaints I had summer electric bills $600+ and it was still hot…night before I moved it was 91 outside and 89 inside. So far my new apartment is better but haven’t seen any electric bills yet
You are correct. That’s why the rent is more expensive, if you buy a house and rent it for exactly your mortgage payment you will lose money due to all those things.
If x is mortgage and y is the average cost of all that stuff then x + y = z where z is the break even point. Now most places make a profit which we will call a. Z + A = rent payment. A lot of people compare rent to X and not Z. Now is A excessive sometimes/usually yes… But rent should always be higher than mortgage to take into account Y.
Now while I agree this doesn’t make sense one thing someone pointed out to me is With rent that is the most you will pay(assuming rent includes trash water etc). With mortgage that’s the least you’ll ever pay(water heater dies, ac needs service, ceiling fan needs to be rewired, washer leaks and damages the walls and floor).
Line must go up… Most of our customer dying or close to it? Charge the living ones more so line go up
My old apartment had “ac” in Dallas Texas. The other week I have an outdoor indoor temperature monitor thing, it was 89 inside and 91 outside at 930 at night. I just moved out, like last truck was today, I don’t know if I had a minor heart attack or heat stroke yesterday just from moving things to the truck. I probably should of gone to the hospital but I was stubborn and recovered mostly about 1 hour later(at least enough to walk to the car with real ac) and finished moving today. Now it’s 74 in my apartment and reads 125 outside but that’s in direct sunlight.
Is this also Steven wright the comedian ?
Oh, yeah than he’s a fuck wad. I know here in the states bars were closed but liquor stores stayed open(some even with drive thru or curbside service). The rational being the increase in alcoholics going through a government mandated withdrawal would be too much of a strain on the already strained hospital system.
At that point it’s a single point of failure, hack that central repo and infect everything. Plus Linux is not centralized… That’s kinda the point, suse, Debian, arch, red hat all have their own repos…