It’s not really pollution since the materials at the end are trace minerals necessary for biological processes. But the fire hazard is going to get them banned some day soon. Maybe they should move the 4th of July to February or March. You know, one of those wet months.

Spain’s national porn pass goes bagrrr!

Wait…I want to be “Secretario de Pornabilidad Social” or “Secretary or Social Probability”

I imagine my self going through all the SSN… Sexual Super Numbers to manage access and report usage.

1335346755 watched 6 hours per day of mostly vanilla doggy.

2356544677 more doggie

More doggie… doggie again. But every now and then… 1257678965534 watched 72 consecutive hours of BDSM where the sub faces downward into a hole in the floor where a camera…then the last does the same and the video cuts to another similar one. We must report this immediately to the right authority!

Porn pass! Porncard. SSN…Super Sneaky Number. Super Shady Number. Sexual Super Number. Send Some Nudes Number…SSNN.

Senior governor, necesitamos assistancia pornografica. Mas creditos por favor! Esas chiches no se pagan solas!

Mi chiste favorito de la escuela…Cuando esta lloviendo, a ti te gusta ver gotitas? O ver gototas?

A mi me encantan las ver gototas.

Maybe we should require cars, since they are so big, to be reflective painted in such a way that they absorb less heat and passively dissipate heat.

Idiot parents can only do so much.

She’s already occupying more space than most people. Soon she’ll occupy as much space as some people from the middle east have over the years. Can she occupy more space than a re-entry sort of volume expansion event? The world may one day know.

I would just get a cat. Usually they fix them for free at the shelter. I mean you can fix a judge, don’t get me wrong. But you probably don’t want to do it cuz it’s messy, and they don’t like it! I haven’t seen one judge yet say how good getting fixed was. Not one.

Someone already mentioned this indirectly but I think this correlation is because all three items mentioned go on to be cooked in cookware coated in PTFE or mixed with spatulas and other utensils coated in PTFE.

PTFE is indispensable for high tech uses such as well almost all processes where high temperature near water boiling point is required. 100 to 200C for example. Now, because of its original use as a food process coating, PTFE is about to be banned in a stupid way.

I much rather have it banned from food use articles and allow it for use in niche technology. That would make the material more expensive and so less profitable to use in stupid uses where other materials are available.

What?

Yes please and I bought a really nice house but the neighbors giant sequoia tree keeps dumping debris on my roof tiles. Can we legally cut it or burn it down?

Yup, totally agree. Renters are ready to take advantage of anything you can offer. They will come into your house that you worked hard to rest up and they will wreck the bejisus out of it. Every weekend I was there fixing a clogged toilet, looking a wet floors and walls in the kitchen. Just looking at my first big investment rot away.

In the end I broke even and I got out of that business. That’s a single people sort of work. It feels much like changing people’s diapers. Like the renters I got blessed with were lazy lazy people.

But then what is said is very true. I bet they could not afford to own a house so they end up stuck having to pay most of their earnings for a place to live. It becomes this vicious cycle where they don’t care about the house and expect that the property will be repaired and always like-new for them. And unfortunately it’s just not. A house depreciates, gets old and breaks down the minute you start living in it.

Dude, the Max has so much power! Just look at that climb rate!..oh hold on, the screen was upside down.

Plus rants.

Oh my gosh! Is that Steve Wosniak or Jobs or Balmer?

After a few minutes I would not have any problems stating eternally on to a slice of me either.

First of all, I don’t think so…try asking anything in Python. You’ll be faced with errors galore!

Introducing… drumrolls!

Apple sounding sticks! Dstix! Not only are they incredibly sexy for sounding, with their smooth specially designed surfaces for his pleasure, but they boost db to new leves with its vibration to music features. Dstix not only play music with their IEM adapters but now they also come… pardon the pun… with their very own camera! For those who must pray east or those who are really outdoorsy they come with nano gyro enabled GPS and you know, that needle thing that always points north. Dstix are not just your grandpa’s stainless feel good 🍡 play toys anymore! Search for and scoop out ear wax! Unclog stuffy noses! Search and report pullips and other intestinal illnesses. Ofcourse it can detect enlarged prostate, record your pee schedule and chemical composition via the P-hol technology built in. Dstix also come with mood light and a bright torch to find your keys or remove your contacts! And Best of all, they are Bluetooth, they can record 49hours of sound and 4k video, they have an air mouse and air keyboard features and you can receive calls directly to your Dstix! Stereo if you’re using two. All the adapters, including the B-dapter with retaining feature and safety flange are all included! All you will need is a USB c cable and adapter!

No heat, imagine just a hand holdable blower with a complimentary vacuum to suck in everything blown away. Like at the dentist. The dentist makes a mess in your teeth while the assistant uses a little vacuum tube to clean it all up.