I think I remember seeing this back when it came out. What was this printed in?

Was this an AI post?

Cropped wrong, spelling error, piss poor content…

Well I already had diabetes so I was immune to that lol

I did night shift for like 9 years. I actually preferred it and 10ish years later I have no regrets about it. Honestly I kinda wish I still had that job. The place has changed how it works a lot according to someone I still talk to that is still there, so I would probably hate it now. But other than management sucking, I was damn good at it and it was satisfying. Not the work itself, (it was just a warehouse for a clothes company) but I was satisfied at how well I picked everything up and other than a handful of positions, given the ability to loop time, I could have run the whole place minus those particular spots.

Either way, that part of it was satisfying. And I liked not always missing stuff that happened during the day. I could switch sleep schedules to fit other plans when necessary. I wasn’t always just automatically out of a given social interaction because of the time, or unable to make a certain doctor appointment.

Just find everything from their pockets first before you even ask us. Your tax rate is now related to the amount of the country’s wealth you have. Counting all the stuff you moved out of country specifically to avoid this. That should actually count against them double to further disincentives doing so.

Maybe even worse in the first few years of the change so it will be extremely difficult for them to move back quickly enough to dodge some of the impact of this.

You guys have windows positions?

Lmao fr

I feel like it does imply that though. “tablet-fed” really does sound more severe than just using it having one around.

“as much as popular”

What language did this come from?

They still don’t get a list of items you bought. Is running a request for payment, it’s not billing a list of stuff.

I feel like there a metaphysical bar that billionaires have to limbo under to become billionaires that is a hard cap on IQ.

Who among the super rich isn’t on a spectrum STRICTLY ranging from “completely stupid” to “completely evil”?

I don’t think they have literally any other personality traits at all. No friends outside of business partners or people trying to get a piece of it.

If you need to use the scooter, then you’re not using a cart. You just have to be able to hobble between the store itself and your car. And sometimes you can hand it to someone to drive back to the store.

As someone who has recently needed it for several very different temporary medical issues in the past 4 or so years (better now tho- it’s been a very weird time for me lol), I’ve seen that a lot of randos in the parking lot will even enjoy riding it back for you lol. Kids love it.

I can see the alphas railing against the term “tablet-fed”. They are NOT gonna like that.

That’s gonna be what us cranky old millennials call them later while we would be yelling at them to get off our lawn. But we won’t yell that, because none of us will own any yards.

Where’s the period after the “E”?

Came here to say this. Well I would’ve said Trump, but same idea.

I wanna “make a both filename”!

Not even with 2020 level energy would I consider it possible for him to try again in 2028. He’s already the oldest, and he fucking SHOWS IT. He would not get the votes to try again. Even the most die hard would have to see he’s a loser and move on by then.

They might still think he’s right, but they have to know he just can’t hang at this point. He’s not gonna be around in the “living former president” club long either in my estimation. Which is based on nothing, to be fair, but it’s my guess.

To be honest that bit is pretty damn nightmarish. It creeped me out as a kid.

I’d say so.

Although I still think it’s weird that “consecutive” became a requirement.

Edit: Not implying blame for OP about the requirement. But colloquially it does mean consecutive, and I think that’s a little strange. Probably a weird etymology rabbit hole to look at sometime.

A true vintage.