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  • You should have plenty of space if you can plant in the park! Public fruit trees are a great community service, and if you tell the park people that you want to plant native trees, they’d be foolish to say no. More fruit for you, more fruit for the birds, more fruit for anyone smart enough to harvest it, less grass and prickly stuff, more shade in the heat of summer. Everyone wins. Including the people at the persimmon nursery. :)






























  • Have you ever been a-wanderin’
    out in the great outdoors
    when suddenly you feel a little
    movement in your drawers?
    And from your life’s experience,
    you know that that ain’t good.
    'cause all you see around you
    is just rocks and grass and wood?
    And in your mind you’re thinkin’
    toilet paper’d be the best,
    ‘cause the way this thing is feelin’,
    it could be a great big mess?
    And all that you can think is
    “What the hell am I gonna do?”
    But fortunately nature
    has a solution just for you!

    Oh, the Toilet Paper Plant
    is a magical thing!
    When you wipe your butt with it,
    it makes you wanna sing!
    Probably the softest leaves
    that you have ever seen!
    And when you’re done, your derriere
    is so damn super clean!

    Well I thank GOD, ALLAH,
    and BABY JESUS too
    for Toilet Paper Plants
    when we really gotta poo!
    'Cause when you’re in an emergency,
    and there’s no water to be found,
    you thank the lord up above
    for Toilet Paper Plants around!

    Oh, the Toilet Paper Plant
    is a magical thing!
    When you wipe your butt with it,
    it makes you wanna sing!
    Probably the softest leaves
    that you have ever seen!
    And when you’re done, your derriere
    is so damn super clean!

    And if you think savin’ your underwear
    is all that it can do,
    close your eyes and realise,
    I got better news for you!
    The Toilet Paper Plant
    makes a tasty little fruit,
    like tiny little blueberries
    that give you a little toot!
    And if you feel another one
    comin’ down the pipe,
    congratulations for discoverin’
    the greatest cycle of life!

    'Cause the Toilet Paper Plant
    is a magical thing!
    When you wipe your butt with it,
    it makes you wanna sing!
    Probably the softest leaves
    that you have ever seen!
    And when you’re done, your derriere
    is SO
    DAMN
    SUUUU
    PERRR
    CLEEEEEEAN!


    …That song is about Miconia crenata, but it’s relevant to the spirit of the article if not the letter.

    (FYI, planting Miconia crenata outside of its native range is generally considered a Really Bad Idea™. Find a native toilet paper plant for your area!)




  • Killing other beings, destroying their habitat, and polluting their water supply for no appreciable benefit… Even harming one’s own kin in the process… This is not advisable. If it’s unethical for foreigners to do it, then it’s unethical for the local people to do it. The animals who depend on the rainforest do not care who is killing them; they just want to live.

    “The fact that people are poor or discriminated against doesn’t necessarily endow them with any special qualities of justice, nobility, charity or compassion.” – Saul Alinsky




  • Jim East@slrpnk.netOPtoTree Huggers@slrpnk.netBadass Fruiterrarist Land
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    From what I understand, the people doing the thing fund it themselves. It seems like each parcel of land is managed independently, but I don’t know to what degree they coordinate between the different lands. They have an email address on the Contact page, so you can ask whatever you want to know.

    We need more people starting or joining projects like this! Having no corporate sponsors and no government funding are especially important with all of the corruption involved in “carbon credit” projects and government funding being cut off or contingent on a bunch of bureaucracy. Independent restoration efforts controlled by the people living in the area just make more sense. Less conflicts of interest. If even a small percentage of the population did this, it could make a huge difference.


  • Hello and thank you for your thoughtful comment. In general, I agree. I was not insinuating that Dipteryx oleifera trees (or plants in general) are only valuable as a source of food. They provide a myriad of ecosystem services, and all life in the forest is connected and interdependent. I simply meant that while some fruit-bearing plants are widely planted outside of their native range for food (durians, mangos, peaches, and probably most things that we both eat), this particular tree is probably not worth planting for its fruit alone (especially considering its size), and therefore it doesn’t make sense to grow it outside of its native range as one might do with some other fruit trees. Within its native range, it could be worth planting for the sake of restoring the forest, in which case eating the fruit would be a bonus.

    Of course, no animal is food.