That’s so Terra-centric 🙄

im gonna legume

Menace 2 beaniety

I musn’t paint away… I musn’t paint away… I musn’t paint away!

In one of the adaptations, they all just hug instead

At first they pinged Dell but I said nothing because I had a 28kBs modem

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

laughs in Québecois

To be misunderstood is like being threatened with violent death

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

She posts a picture of herself in the top image, but don’t feel bad, it can be hard to distinguish a cat’s gender or sex. I still don’t know how she writes these amazing articles without opposable thumbs though 🤔

Rest - you must rest at the eating place

Au - the french word for “at,” for at the eatery you must be

Rent - your rent is due in 7 days

My retirement franchise!

This is just missing “in a room with no windows even though the apartment has a front and back balcony”

the saga continues

As a pervert, yes

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

I’m sorry but coal is perfectly safe. Weak liberal girly men just can’t handle hard work. My little brother just started working in the mines at the age of 8, and already he’s developed quite the healthy cough

No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post