PlasticPope@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 17 hours agoWork of artlemm.eeimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1406arrow-down11cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.mlmemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1405arrow-down1imageWork of artlemm.eePlasticPope@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square10fedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.mlmemes@lemmy.world
minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57·16 hours agoIt was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.* *Or not.
minus-squareMarcomachtKuchen@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up35·15 hours agoThe only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·16 hours agoThat’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
minus-squareDandomRude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·13 hours agoYup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…
It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*
*Or not.
The only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.
That’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
Yup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…