Do you have a price point as to how much you would cost? (Not looking for hookups BTW)

  • Whateley@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    No. Not into men, not into dicks, and I’m sure I’d give lousy head.

  • BillMurray@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Oh, that’s funny to you? You won’t be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stinks. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.

  • Fungah@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    No.

    I find men repulsive. In a “how could anyone be attracted to one” kind of way.

    I don’t understand what women see in men. I don’t know what women see in me, for that matter.

    The whole man thing is just “ugh”.

    I’m a fairly heteronormative white dude, and very comfortable with who and what I am, but I do feel as if maybe I’d be happier in some kind of lesbian coven.

    • aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee
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      3 days ago

      I’ve seen a few white dudes become lesbians, it worked out reasonably well tbh all things considered

      • Fungah@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        I am very satisfied with my gender and incredibly fond of my dick, unfortunately.

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    If the price is right I would even hawk tua that thing. But the price would need to be good, you know. Like $10 or something.

  • Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com
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    4 days ago

    I’m gonna go with ‘it depends.’ Do I get any assurances? Do I get control? I might want hazard pay under some circumstances, but if terms are good, the price would be more possible.

  • itskindafake@lemmynsfw.com
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    4 days ago

    it’s not about the cock. it’s the men I find disgusting. if my wife had a cock I wouldn’t really care, I have one myself and I have fun with it who cares.

  • pevrert@lemmynsfw.com
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    4 days ago

    Depends on the price and the cock, tbh.

    I’d suck Isaiah Maxwell beautiful shlong for less money than some random ugly chode, for instance.

  • Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com
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    5 days ago

    No. I mean, I could name a price, but it’d be unethical and borderline fraudulent to actually charge it knowing that better and more enthusiastic blowjobs can be found for so much less. I just wouldn’t scam a customer like that. This attitude is why I can’t work in sales.

  • j4k3@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    To save me from homelessness and dying on a cold rainy night in a gutter… probably… if you’re not a dick about it