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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Edgelord suddenly realizing he ain't shit

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Edgelord suddenly realizing he ain't shit

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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  • archonet@lemy.lol
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    it’s nice to know, even with the lack of success in my own love life, that even the richest man on the planet still can’t buy love. And in fact, he can only ever have or experience a pale shadow of it, because anyone that comes along is likely only interested because he’s the richest man on the planet. All that money, and it’s the one thing he can never buy.

    I take the little comforts I can get.

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      You’ll probably be happy to know he takes those thoughts to bed every night. His plumbing is busted up like a bad rent house. He can’t really get laid.

      Karma is something that’s for sure. Richest man on the planet but had a broken cock. Wouldn’t trade for that life ever.

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        Why do you say his cock doesn’t work? Mans has been producing children like EA produces substandard games.

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          apparently he had a failed penis enlargement surgery that completely broke his dick, all of his kids were via IVF.

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        • Sludgehammer@lemmy.world
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          And all but one of those children were born male. IMO dudes using IVF to sire his children as well as select for only male children.

          • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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            Yup:

            https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14488877/Elon-Musk-trans-daughter-Vivian-Wilson-IVF-shock-claim.html

            “My assigned sex at birth was a commodity that was bought and paid for. So when I was feminine as a child and then turned out to be transgender, I was going against the product that was sold”

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              Vivian Wilson is awesome. Someone who disowned him and isn’t afraid to actively call him out on his bullshit.

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          deleted by creator

        • Gates9@sh.itjust.works
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          I bet he thinks he can download his consciousness into one of them like Altered Carbon

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            thats why he has 14 to choose from, if 13 of them fails the last one might.

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            He thinks he’s M. Bison.

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    I think cyberbullying is generally speaking wrong, but I make an exception when it’s targeted at Elon in which case it’s praxis

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      If cyberbullying brings to him to suicide, that’s alright by me.

      Failing that maybe a cybertruck can hit him.

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    This sparks joy 🥰

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The kids are alright

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    hes actually mad that dated the infamous chelsea manning(before transitioned he was leaking war crimes to the public)

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      Referring to the past gender is generally considered the same thing as deadnaming.

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    Does he need less botox or more botox in his chin?

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      More. Lots more.

      However not in his chin, straight in to his lungs.

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