- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/64046509
How does an AI, or anyone, read coffee grinds? Did they grind them in the shape of letters?
I like my women just like my coffee:
- Bitter.
- Very likely to burn me.
- Impossible to read.
*Hot *Black *Imported from a developing country while tied up in a burlap sack
From the article:
“Not only is the whole situation a sad indictment of how much faith some people put in AI (and tasseography), but it’s also been pointed out that readings traditionally look at the foam patterns, the swirl, and the saucer – not just the leftover coffee grounds.”
So it wasn’t even a proper reading! 😆
Lucky guy! That sucks but sounds like a bullet dodged. If she left him over that she was going to leave him anyway.
I know enough new age astrology weirdos, both men and women, to regretfully inform you that this is not at all too dumb to imagine.